Dear Leader

If your government (local or national) accomplishes one thing this year, what would you like that to be?

Some pressing issues are:

Gun control.

Prohibitive college fees, and education.

Immense increase in costs of hospitalization.

These need to be addressed, and taken care of, and if you are the one, you will be forever remembered in history.
Just to lighten the mood here are two jokes from ajokeaday.com

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, the center’s director told him that he was an acceptable candidate.

“That’s great!” the executive said. “But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive.”

“Yes, sir, it can,” the director replied. “An ounce of accountant’s brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist’s brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president’s is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politicians brain is seventy-five thousand dollars.”

“Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politicians brain? Why on earth is that?”

“Do you have any idea,” the director asked, “how many politicians we would have to kill?”
Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/Clasificacion.asp?ID=69&Pagina=5#ixzz3bv6mtBj8

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